Shopaholics. And the Domestic Me.


I was practically scowling the whole day and absorbed in a cantankerous mood. Thanks to nothing but the stifling weather and blazing heat. (Did I mention how much I hate the sun?) Until I checked my email and saw this offer of accomodation from Germany.
Hello Mrs. Ang,
I offer following apartment to you:
One single room, ca.
22 qm², right side
In a 3-room flat
Big kitchen (with all inventory)
Bathroom (shower/WC)
bedding utilities available
be able to tell the photos by the look of you
close to the ebs campus, about 700 m to walk to ebs (10 min.), if you need there will be an service to get a bike to rent
bank institue, backery an shop nearby
bus connevtion / train station about 400 m far away
280,00 Euro rent per month, including all extras
(electricity, gas, water)
(Each person 260,00 Euro per month!)
One security despoit of 250,00 Euro for each person!
(if everything will get acceptable tidy an nothing is damaged you will get it back without any problems)
50,00 Euro for end-cleaning the flat!
This ist my offer for you aber checking your accommodation preferences I will reserve this offer 4 days, so please inform me soon, if it is o.k. for you.
Also I need your exact arrival dates, because for to prepare everything before your
arrival in Germany.
Bye with best regards, waiting for your answer or confirmation.
Heike Fuhrmann
Housing Coordinator
EUROPEAN
BUSINESS SCHOOL (ebs)
International University Schloß Reichartshausen
Check out how cute the subtly broken English sounds. And gosh, when did I become Mrs. Ang?






